Animals are people too.
No they’re not.
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If you extended your index fingers and dramatically brought them together to freeze time, then walked around the gym inspecting all the iPod playlists, you’d find mostly “work out music”: Eminem, Bad Religion, etc. Stuff that gets your adrenaline pumping. I’m not disparaging that music, I love that stuff. But for some reason I do my iron-pumping with
Cannonball Adderley and old Al Jolson radio shows in my earbuds. I don’t know. My wiring is muddled.
For the past three weeks it’s been 50’s and 60’s Coltrane and Miles Davis. The mad stuff inparticular.
Cosmic Music by John Coltrane and his wife Alice Coltrane. It’s a beautiful mess. Sounds like lovers fighting, then immediately forking, then fighting again. I woke up at 4am after it had induced a cartoon nightmare. It was left on repeat and the four tracks fought with the AC all night. Lord, Help Me To Be and The Sun were recorded after John died.
Every time I return to my apartment in Sactown, Mr. Buckets is waiting for me. I think it’s my neighbor’s cat and I’m pretty sure it’s name isn’t Mr. Buckets but it won’t stop meowing at my door at 3am.
Meet Mr. Buckets
Liars lying about lying liars. Mendacity!
I could give a garsh darn. In a month, when I turn the TV back on, I’ll start paying attention again.
It’s still only the first inning. When we get to seventh inning stretch I’ll have an opinion.
BUT UNTIL THEN..!
Let’s examine an exerpt from the script of Serial Mom!
INTERIOR SUTPHIN CAR. MISTY, CHIP and DAD listen in appalled silence to news report on radio as MOM seems unfazed. ANNOUNCER ...the senseless killing last night of Towson couple, Ralph and Betty Sterner, brings to a total of four murders police feel may have been committed by Baltimore's first serial killer... DAD looks at MOM in stunned disbelief. DAD Beverly! Not the Sterners! MOM (Calmly) It's a shame. But they should brush their teeth, honey. ANNOUNCER (On radio) This just came in. Police Lieutenant Ronald Habbler has publicly named a suspect in the serial killer case and it's a shocker! She, that’s right, she has been identified as Beverly R. Sutphin of 2815 Calverton Court… MISTY Oh God! (In despair) Now I’ll never get a boyfriend! DAD (Nervously) Beverly, I’ve been reading all about it…is it menopause? MOM Oh, honey! CHIP Tell me the truth, Mom! It’s ok with me, really! Are you a serial killer? MOM Chip, the only cereal I know about is Rice Krispies. Sutphin car pulls to a stop at a red light next to car full of churchgoers. MOM turns to smile at them and all the churchgoers scream in horror at the sight of her face. DAD (Lovingly, painfully) Don’t worry, Beverly. We’re going to get you good psychiatric help.
I love story telling.
Theater: Lots of bite in B Street’s ‘Little Dog Laughed’
By Marcus Crowder - mcrowder@sacbee.com
Douglas Carter Beane’s comedy “The Little Dog Laughed” contains a flawless mix of blistering satire, beguiling characters and – dare we say it – unexpected but real heart. That last part slipping in as the riotous play has nearly departed pulls together Beane’s complementary strands of devastating Hollywood mockery and insightful relationship politics.
In the new production, which opened Sunday at the B Street Theatre’s B3 Series, the often risqué comedy delighted the audience as its characters careened from salacious barbs to hesitant honesty. Narrated by the acerbic theatrical agent Diane (Kathryn Morison) archly slicing and dicing Beane’s pointed commentary, the story unfolds from the playwright’s experiences in Hollywood.
Beane’s 1997 hit comedy of manners, “As Bees in Honey Drown,” garnered him significant interest from big film types. As comically demonstrated in “Little Dog,” they ardently suggest “improvements” for its transfer to the big screen, such as making the play’s gay main character straight and giving him a female love interest so the multiplex-bound story can resolve in a recognizable heterosexual happy ending.
Such are the suggestions Morison’s Diane “negotiates” to the unnamed, unseen playwright whose newest work could make a big star of her prized client, a handsome, rising movie star named Mitchell. And if Mitchell were a big star, Diane would be very happy and very wealthy.
Diane’s problem is that Mitchell has this problem of “recurring homosexuality.” Both Diane and Mitchell understand that his private sexual interests and their professional career goals are at odds.
Kurt Johnson’s Mitchell is a finely rendered realistic complexity. Not particularly able to admit his sexual sensibilities to himself, Mitchell cautiously, then carelessly, pursues a call service hustler whose services he has drunkenly engaged. Patrick Alparone’s Alex, a male prostitute who is equally in denial, meshes a melancholy, intelligent vulnerability with a quick, street-wise intensity. Elana Wright as Ellen, Alex’s erstwhile girlfriend, completes the play’s quartet as a brightly quipping but sadly lonely Brooklyn hipster.
When Alex pretends he hasn’t been with Mitchell, Ellen scolds him, “Alex, we don’t have friends, we are both far too snotty for that.”
The play takes place mainly in New York City through a series of interlocking monologues and overlapping scenes connected by Diane’s no-holds-barred commentary.
Director Elisabeth Nunziato’s sympathetic understanding of the script’s strengths – its invigorating irony and daring emotion – brings both elements equally into sharp focus.
It’s not hard to ridicule Hollywood, but Beane just uses that platform as starting point for a deeper, hysterically entertaining and surprising poignant look at personal values and public compromises.