soup kitchen

The Sacramento Bee, the major paper of Sacramento, printed an interview with Cathy from the show.
I’m really trying to act like I’m rehearsing.

Onstage: Meet the B Street Theatre’s go-to gal

Kathy Morison somehow finds the time for many roles - including real-life mom
By Marcus Crowder - mcrowder@sacbee.com

Published 12:00 am PDT Sunday, August 24, 2008
Story appeared in TICKET section, Page EXPLORE7

Kathy Morison, standing, rehearses for the B Street Theatre production of “The Little Dog Laughed.” Others involved in the play are, from left, actor Elana Wright, director Elisabeth Nunziato, and actors Patrick Alparone and Kurt Johnson. 

Kathy Morison does cartwheels on her birthdays. Round-offs, too, though she prefers a spotter for those advanced gymnastics moves, but she still plans on doing them as long as she can.heels on her birthdays. Round-offs, too, though she prefers a spotter for those advanced gymnastics moves, but she still plans on doing them as long as she can.

But what the 45-year-old Morison does best is juggle.

“I keep a lot of balls in the air,” she says with a smile.

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I go to San Francisco whenever I can justify spending thirty dollars and four hours round trip in order to visit Foggy Frisco Town.

I listen to the radio and eat sunflower seeds.

I climbed out of my car and into the 95 degree heat wondering a couple things:

How many goddamned songs does Linkin Park have?!
How many times can they rhyme lie, cry & die?
If drunk driving wasn’t soooo illegal, would I do it?

To many.  To many.  Probably.

So when did it become ok for people to give you a hard time or make you feel bad about what you eat?

I’m not talking about Mom who forces you to eat a fried-egg sandwich everytime you come home because you are, “just skin & bones,” I mean aquantinces like co-workers, friends of friends, people on the bus, etc…

Was it the Trans fat bullshit a couple years ago?  The organic wave?

If I want go to Safeway and order a Totinos pizza for $.93, and two liter of Canada Dry, and a box of shortbread cookies at 3am, that’s my business.
If I want to chase my three bowls of half applejacks and half fruity pebbles with a pint of ben & jerrys in the morning, it’s my garsh darn biz nezz.
And if I feel like eating nothing but Pillsbury biscuits with margarine for dinner, it’s my goddamn prerogative!

I just settled into my new home for the next couple months.

Nice bed, cozy kitchen, and a television that is older than me with a missing remote; luckily for me, I’m only watching the Olympics these days.  I can’t channel surf without getting off my tiny ass and interrupting the game of online chess that I’m playing with my brother.

It’s time for bed and I’m about to pull the sheets back when I see a little orange pill between the bed and the dresser.  A 652.  Yay!  Free drugs!  What could it be?!  Something to help me sleep?  Help me wake up?  Help me see the fourth dimension?

I utilize the pill identifier, something I recommend to any parent who comes across a film case filled with blue, red, and yellow while snooping under their teenager’s bed, and find that I’ve discovered Docusate-senna.

Docusate decreases surface tension and emulsification of fecal matter and allows water to penetrate and mix with stool. As a result, it softens the stool.

Sennosides act on and irritate the lining of the intestine wall, thereby causing increased intestinal muscle contractions leading to vigorous bowel movement.

Shit.

I heard this broadcast when I was in college and I found it on youtube!  It may be the funniest thing in the universe.

Adam Corolla left Loveline November 3 2005; I would go $10,000 (further) into debt if I could have another year of Adam on Loveline.
You hear me?!  Adam?!